Linkage, Baby, Linkage

Friday, May 9th, 2008

aki.jpg Hottie of the Day!
Aki Hoshino
skull-bong.jpg Most Insane Bong EVER
Seriously. Ever. First two guys dig up a corpse…
craig2.jpg Mutual touching, train stomping and imitation crab meat
But he’s not gay
bacon2.jpg The Most Bizarre Bacon Products Ever
They may be bizarre, but they still make me hungry for pork.
meat.jpg MMMM, Meatwater
Via Unique Daily

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10 Most Ridiculously Awesome Snoop Dogg Moments

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Or should that be “Awesomely Ridiculous”?

Snoop Dogg is like a hip-hop John Mayer. He’s all over the place doing all kinds of crazy shit….

Snoop on One Life To Live yesterday

Snoop raps Metallica’s Sad But True

More favizzles after the jizzle

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Chain Links

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

ls.jpg Los Simpsons
Just flat-out weird shit
pcakes.jpg Pancake Puffs Maker
Because McGriddles are the greatest breakfast sandwich ever invented and this looks even better!
baby.jpg Creepy Ceramic Baby Crap
For those times you wish you could feel like you were eating a baby’s brain like the monkey brain scene in Faces of Death
dogsbig.jpg Dogs
You know those old paintings of dogs playing poker? This video is just like that except with more rape.
lc.jpg Hottie of the Day
Laetitia Casta

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Looking Good, Billy Ray. Feeling Good, Winthorpe.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

I have no idea what that title has to do with this very disturbing video, but it seemed appropriate for some reason.

This fat bastard has done something I thought to be totally impossible and that’s make the Bloodhound Gang even worse.

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Did Someone Forget Something?

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

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(via)

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Drunk & Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

But just drunk wouldn’t be so bad.

You know, Amy Winehouse gets a lot of grief and bad publicity for being a crackhead, but part of me…just a tiny piece of me…is envious of her ever-so-extravagant lifestyle.

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Sometimes I think it would be so nice to just walk around all day in a drunken, drug-induced stupor in my underwear talking on a jar of mayonnaise. That way when things happen, like my air conditioner goes out and has to be replaced, I most likely wouldn’t even notice.

Or I could call the air conditioner repairman on my jar of mayonnaise and schedule an appointment. I would feel a sense of accomplishment (rewarded with a bong hit of course), and save $3000 because he would never show up.

Oh, Amy, you’ve got it made.

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Casting XXX

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

I don’t know a single guy that at one time or another hasn’t thought it would be awesome to star in a porno. Of course, in reality, it probably wouldn’t be all that great, but if you think you’ve got what it takes to not roll over and fall asleep but keep going and going…here’s your chance

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Click to “enlarge”

The production values for this particular film probably aren’t very high, you’ll be fucking a homeless crack whore and the pay won’t be much more than a shot of heroin but, hey, everyone’s got to start somewhere. And fuck, heroin is expensive.

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I Was A Middle-Aged GTA IV Zombie

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

I’ve must say that I’m intrigued by the articles about the zombie characters that have been spotted in Grand Theft Auto IV Multiplayer, and the rumors regarding who, or what, they may be.

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I’m not usually one of the greatest gamers, especially in online play, but I’m certainly not the worst either. I can usually hold my own well enough to have fun thanks to auto-aim. I’m definitely not one to find a bunch of secrets or anything.

So that’s why it intrigues me and seems a bit weird to say that my character is one of those zombies and has been for almost a week now. I didn’t even think the whole thing was that strange until I started reading about it.

Kotaku says…

There are a few comments indicating gamers have seen zombies in online play, but nothing about transforming into one yet. Theories range from getting killed by a Rockstar employee, to killing a Rockstar employee, to getting the highest ranking.

They quote the official strategy guide (I don’t have it) “If you see unclothed characters, look out! Only players who have reached the max ranking of 10 and a few other “special” people get the honor of shooting in their skivvies.” But this player says he’s only at Level 2. The user’s name in the forums is GTA. I couldn’t find a PSN ID for him.

Hmmm, not sure about all that since I am nowhere near a level 10 player nor a Rockstar employee.

I do have a theory, though, that I’ll get to in a minute because first it’s “pics or it didn’t happen”, I know…

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Notice in the bottom right it has the option for L1 clothed. If I press L1 now it changes back to the regular character and vice versa. This also makes me wonder what option may later be in store for R1.

Here’s a video or me busting a cap in some dude’s ass this afternoon. Yes, I stopped the video soon after because I was shot immediately down after collecting the money. Besides, this is enough to prove the point I would think…

My simple and rather boring theory is this…I never noticed that I had the option to become a zombie. I ran across a zombie in one of the first rounds of deathmatch I played in and was promptly mowed down. After that, I happen to look at my player model and realized that the L1 zombie option was available.

It may or may not have been there before, but I suppose that just like when you’re killed by a zombie in “real life”, if you get killed by a zombie in GTA you will then have the option to become one.

But again, like most “real” zombies, that still doesn’t answer the question of how the first one came to be does it?

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2 Girls 1 Cup Tattoo

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

I told you so. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this is the first known 2 Girls 1 Cup Tattoo. It’s the first one I’ve seen, anyway, and I spend ALOT of time online.

Just be thankful that it’s not photorealistic…Not this one anyway.

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Wii Pole Dancing

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

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So there is going to be a pole dancing for the Wii…

Peekaboo will be all about fun and fitness for a new generation. Peekaboo wants to make the fitness benefits of aerobic pole dancing accessible to millions of Wii users. The goal is to encourage men and women of all shapes and sizes to improve their pole dancing skills while having fun, toning up and burning calories. Ultimately Peekaboo and AT New Media want to do for pole dancing what ‘Guitar Hero‘ did for rock n roll! More here…

Not long after I purchased my Wii I conceptualized a few “adult” Wii games myself. Now, I’m not saying anyone stole my idea or anything, because I never said anything about pole dancing specifically. What I am saying is that if there is a market for a Wii pole dancing game, surely we can get a couple of these made??

 

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Wii Drink
A game that’s just as fun and addictive as the alcohol it features, Wii Drink continues the tradition of Wii Sports, just not so dorky. The Wii’s intuitive controls allow even the most lightweight Smirnoff Ice drinker to hold their own against a full-blown alcoholic. This collection of 8 mini-games includes these classics: Quarters - Use the Wiimote to bounce your quarter in the glass and Wiimote/Nunchuck combinations to make rules. Thumpers - “What’s the name of the game? Thumpers…Why do you play? To get fucked up!…The hand motions required in this classic drinking game translate perfectly to the Wii controls. And don’t fret, because there’s no way we could forget Beer Pong. It’s similar to Wii Sports Tennis except if you sink it, they drink it.

Every game has a multi-player mode so you can go head-to-head with your friends to see who can hold their liquor the longest. You are encouraged to drink when your Mii drinks for the most rewarding gaming experience.Wii Drinking Games is also perfect for everyone who often drinks alone. Now you’ll always have a drinking buddy who’ll never let you down by saying he can’t hang out because he has to watch Project Runway with his wife or whatever other lame-ass excuse he’s got.

Take the jump for more games that will make you want to play with your Wii Wii…

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